Have you ever been fired from a job for a ridiculous reason?  Now's the time to share it.

The hashtag "#AndThenIWasFired" is trending on Twitter, and people are sharing the dumbest reason they were ever canned from a job.  Here are some highlights.

"[I] once took 14 days off to see Phish and completely forgot.  I saw my schedule and thought they were firing me passive-aggressively, so I texted my boss [angrily], then she replied, 'You took these two weeks off for Phish.'"

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"I was on vacation with a family I nannied for.  The kid wanted to play with me instead of his mom."

"I cooked fish in the microwave."

"I brought my Komodo dragon to work on Bring Your Dog to Work Day."

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"One of the guys on my team was throwing up at his desk.  The CEO pulled me into his office and told me, 'Do not send him home, I'm not paying for another sick day.'  I walked out of his office and sent my guy home."

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